“Why can’t they put the DVDs in order from awesome to shitty… It’d make life a lot easier.”

“No, see this is how you know we’re family. All play, no reality in this. You know I’d never touch your babies… They’re...
“And here I was thinking family was supposed to love each other not kill each other.”
“Depends what you like. I personally think cheesy romance movies and Disney movies are great, but you don’t look like...
“I think that if my life ever depended on you particular brand of reasoning, I’d be dead.”
“If I did it would more than likely lead to more trouble than you could possibly handle.”
“Probably because opinions are subjective, Barton.”